I see your Eggos and I raise you homemade wheatcakes.

[ WHAT he wouldn't give for some of may's wheatcakes—.

(even if apparently no-one else knows what they are??) ]

But even if Eggos aren't quite on the same level as wheatcakes, I hope you didn't waste any. Cream, sprinkles and fried batter are the holy grail of breakfasts and I hear there's a special circle of— uh. How many boxes of Eggos did you use?